the woman who gave birth to a dog.

this person is probably the first woman ever to give birth to a dog.
introducing...

yes. the person who puffs out her cheeks, making her look like a constipated goldfish. apparently she thinks it makes her look cute, since she has the nerve to ask for birthday presents after showing that photo, in her profile. she said, and i quote, "16o392; [hinthintt*". and this follows: belongs to a person whose name starts with the letter K; ^^
let me show you another of her fugly exquisite photos.

so in her photo she exclaims that her horrificly ugly boyfriend is named kenny, and in her profile she goes all mysterious. how contradictive.

and she apparently fancies herself as some designer or an artist of sorts:

the caption for this photo was: our calculators. nice? hehes. muackx. ilu. :]] 12.o4.o5

hell. my five-year-old cousin could draw better than that with his toes. " -j'gurlx' "'s boyfriend must have bought a new calculator after the defacing of his old one and told her his old one was spoilt.

oh yes, have i explained why i said she gave birth to a dog?

caption: me, shadow and kenny. ain`t shadow just so cute? i love u. 4th may 2oo5..


"FAMILY TWOO;
mummy [me]
daddy [kenny]
grandmummy [cynthia (teo)]
granddaddy [jackson (jackyson)]
nu erx [soo jia] [peggy] [shi min] [pearline] [alexandra] [nicole] [isabel] [jacqueline] [jolene]
er zix [marcus] [koon chong] [johan] [lucky] [shadow] [polo]
jie jie [lilin] [donna]
kor kor [jack] [sanmao] [terence] [edmund] [arthur] [jackson (x|a0~b0i)]"

and shadow's the dog, so look under "er zix" and you see the name again.
translation: "er zi" in mandarin means "son".

so, i rest my case.
you have just met the person who gave birth to a dog.